bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

(via glowinthedarkluminouspaint)

Disney Curse Series: Lilo’s Punishment Curse.

saltwater-phoenix:

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A curse for friends which you are fed up with, but don’t want to legitimately make suffer. (Too much.)

What You’ll Need:

  • A jar
  • A yellow candle
  • A picture or representation of your friend
  • Your tears
  • Anything that would burn (lemon juice, chili powder etc)

1.  Light your yellow candle.Place your representation of your friend in the jar. Think about what they’ve done and how they’d wronged you.

2. Put your tears into the jar and chant. “You’ve wounded me greatly and now you will know the pain that you have caused me.”

3. Pour in your lemon juice or what have you. "This pain will not subside until you realize what you’ve done."

4. Pour in your tears "You will feel my pain and realize the gravity of your wrongs. You will be punished."

5. Pour in some wax from your yellow candle. “But despite this, our friendship will still thrive.”

6. Seal it and shake that jar like a motherfucker.

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(via seethewhale)

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(via seethewhale)